Tuesday, June 15, 2010

i've realized that if work and school only happened once every four years, i'd be excited to go/attend. sadly enough, only the world cup has that schedule, which means for one month every four years i'm aware of which day it is, what time it is, and what time i've to be somewhere. it's somewhat of a shock to my body i think, like that moment you realize the water is colder than you expected. furthermore, with three matches a day i find myself house-husbanding twice as much and three-times as efficiently. doing the laundry is no longer a matter of memory(our washer takes 30 minutes, the dryer 45), every dish is washed at halftime, vacuuming is done at half or inbetween matches, prepping food for lunch/dinner follows the same timing as the laundry. it's simple, and simple is key. simply stated, ladies, if your boyfriend/husband/F.B. isn't domesticating well, pay the money for a sporting channel. it's the simplest way to get them into a routine. a good long time ago the boss allowed me to get a couple futbol channels and the NHL network. since that day our apartment has been spotless...or at least man-clean(will explain later). theres no point or purpose to this post, merely a half-time killer. i'll be as interested as you to see if this shit ever turns into something worthwhile.

p.s. by "this shit" i mean the posts, not the world cup...that's more than worthwhile.